- Sasuke: My dream is to become Hokage.
- Fandom: YOUR DREAM IS TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
- Sasuke: That was yesterday.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via amyleejim)
